User:Lolcatistan/Micronesiaball

(This is the Micronesiaball in AMTM AU where Team Bastet exists.)

Micronesiaball, officially known as the Federated States of Team Bastet Micronesiaball, is a rip off of Indonesiaball countryball with tiny knees in Oceania. She loves visitors, as she is the only country that is visa-free to every country of the UNball. She is also a white-hat hacker that helps get rid of scammers.

Description/History
She is an irrelevant countryball who is mainly famous for Team Bastet and whose main source of income is fishing, and not much else. Micronesiaball is the child of Spainball, but was then adopted by Germanyball, then kidnapped by Japanese Empireball. It was the site of a major battle in WWII, where a bunch of Americans dropped bombs all over a Japanese base on one of poor little Micronesiaball's islands. Micronesia then finally settled down with USAball as her adopted father. USAball's relations with Micronesiaball, though, are only lukewarm. The biggest giver of aid is actually Chinaball, who cares very much for Micronesiaball.

One of Micronesiaball's four states, Chuukball, is gonna have a independence referendum on... one day for sure. It was first planned on the 3rd of March 2015, but they changed it to the 5th of March 2019, then to March 2020, which will most recently occur in 2022. They will most likely just change the date again.

If not for Team Bastet, Micronesiaball would be perhaps one of the blandest countries in the world today, although an astronaut born during her Pacific Trust Territory days went to space in the 1990s; after Micronesiaball became independent. Unfortunately for Micronesia, said astronaut now identifies with the city of San Diegoball instead.

Micronesiaball often uses outdated memes and lolspeak, reflecting the use of lolcats and outdated memes by Team Bastet.

Friends

 * USAball - My father! Thx for giving me Christmas gift in my clayz and giving me $100 million for my assistance! U are teh best! Also my best trading partner! Also teh home of Ellen Peck.
 * Philippinesball - My biological mother. I used to be a part of u until USAball adoptd me. I hope u still remembers me!
 * Marshall Islandsball, Palauball - We can into buddies!
 * (Almost) all hackers - From teh newbz 2 teh proz 2 teh script-kiddehz, all hackerz r welcome!

Neutral

 * Chinaball - I lub ur technologehz, but stop teh scamz plz.
 * Chuukball - I gib him referendum sooner and I'll delay it even more longer!!!

Enemies

 * Nigeriaball - REMOVE 419 SCAM FROM TEH PREMISEZ! NIGERIA WE KILL TEH PRINCE!
 * Indiaball - REMOVE TECH SUPPORT SCAM!!!
 * Global warming - FUCK U! U ARE MAKIN ME DROWN!!!
 * Russiaball - REMOVE RANSOMWARE!!! REMOVE DISK WIPERZ!!! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!
 * North Koreaball - REMOVE WANNACRY!!!
 * Satoshi Nakamoto - YOU INVENTED CRYPTOCURRENCY!!! REMOVE BITCOIN!!!
 * Vitalik Buterin - REMOVE ETHEREUM AND NFTZ!!!
 * OurMine - REMOVE FAEK BLACK HATS!!! U JUST WANTZ TEH PUBLICITEHZ!!!