User:Lolcatistan/Robert Stainton notebook

These are excerpts from the Robert Stainton notebooks published by Argosy Press over the years. Stainton compares himself to Nikola Tesla for a reason.

AnimeTronics

 * "I got this idea because otakus kept joking about "Robert Stainton making anime real". So I decided to make their dreams a reality with realistic, show-accurate animatronics of anime characters."
 * "Despite the name, they're not just good for anime characters – these could potentially replace the costumed Mickey and Looney Tune characters at Disneyland and Six Flags."

Ooaderation
Named after Vicnoran goddess of life and death, Ooadera, this is Robert's plan to make people live forever.
 * "The person's brain is preserved in a jar, and the jar is inside a hyper-realistic AnimeTronic of a younger version of the person."
 * "I bet some Hollywood executive is salivating at the thought of having immortal child actors that never age!"

The ultramarket

 * "I have tried selling this concept to Walmart, Target, and Costco; they all rejected it because "it would be too big". Well, New York City is also really big compared to a "normal" city, and people are perfectly fine with that!"