Patagonia

Patagonia (French: Patagonie, Welsh: Patagony), officially the Federation of Patagonia, is a sovereign state and Commonwealth realm located in South America, on the northern part of Patagonia. It is bordered by Chile and Argentina to the north, and on both the Pacific and Atlantic oceans. Its capital is located in Port Davis.

The official languages are English, Welsh, French (Huguenot, Quebecois and Cajun dialects) and Mapudungun.

Trivia

 * Patagonia is the wealthiest and most liberal state in South America, after Chile.
 * As with both Argentina, the United States and Chile, Patagonia is home to various immigrant and diaspora groups from around the world.
 * The government is known for its transparency as it even allows ordinary civilians to watch meetings up close. Only few people have taken advantage of said transparency and assassinated government officials.
 * Any kind of punishment that is used as a child discipline tactic, even grounding, is strictly not allowed. This is because punishment has been known to exacerbate undesirable behavior in children. The ban took effect in 1979 when several child abuse cases made national headlines: once, a child was forced into servitude under his parents for failing a mathematics test, and was found dead from exhaustion, having been forced to do chores without any breaks; and the other involved a girl being shoved by her parents into the path of a speeding truck in a successful murder attempt that rendered her clinically brain-dead.
 * One of the most popular cartoons in Patagonia is Brody and Henri which debuted in 2015 and is still popular.
 * School bullying, whether physical, verbal or social, is forbidden in all schools. The penalty for 1st offense is an official warning, whereas the 2nd offense is to be met with a conference with a parent/guardian, the teachers concerned and the guidance counselor. The 3rd offense can result in dismissal.
 * It is frowned upon to mention Adolf Hitler's name in Patagonia unless it is for educational purposes. Euphemisms like "Adolf", "the Austrian dictator" or "Mustache Man" are used instead by the youth, especially so-called "history memers" and players of real-time strategy video games.
 * Port Davis-style hot dog sandwiches consist of a mixed beef and pork wiener with onions, dill pickles and sundried tomatoes on a baguette. It is considered taboo to put mayonnaise or ketchup on such hot dogs, so mustard and Manhattan dressing are used instead.