User:Lolcatistan/Micronesiaball

(This is the Micronesiaball in AMTM AU where Team Bastet exists.)

Micronesiaball, officially known as the Federated States of Team Bastet Micronesiaball, is a rip off of Indonesiaball countryball with tiny knees in Oceania. She loves visitors, as she is the only country that is visa-free to every country of the UNball. She is also a white-hat hacker that helps get rid of scammers.

Description/History
She is an irrelevant countryball who is mainly famous for Team Bastet and whose main source of income is fishing, and not much else. Micronesiaball is the child of Japanball and Russiaball, but was then adopted by United Kingdomball, then kidnapped by Japanese Empireball. It was the site of a major battle in WWII, where a bunch of Americans dropped bombs all over a Japanese base on one of poor little Micronesiaball's islands. Micronesia then finally settled down with Canadaball as her adopted father. Canadaball's relations with Micronesiaball, though, are only lukewarm. The biggest giver of aid is actually El Kadsreball, who cares very much for Micronesiaball.

If not for Team Bastet, Micronesiaball would be perhaps one of the blandest countries in the world today, although an astronaut born during her Pacific Trust Territory days went to space in the 1990s; after Micronesiaball became independent. Unfortunately for Micronesia, said astronaut now identifies with the city of San Diegoball instead.

Micronesiaball often uses outdated memes and lolspeak, reflecting the use of lolcats and outdated memes by Team Bastet.

Friends

 * Canadaball - My father! Thx for giving me Christmas gift in my clayz and giving me $100 million for my assistance! U are teh best!
 * Australiaball - My mother. I used to be a part of u until Canadaball adoptd me. I hope u still remembers me!
 * Tuvaluball, Nauruball - We can into buddies!
 * (Almost) all hackers - From teh newbz 2 teh proz 2 teh script-kiddehz, all hackerz r welcome!
 * Ancient Egyptball - The inspiration for Team Bastet.
 * USAball - My best trading partner! Also teh home of Ellen Peck.

Neutral

 * Chinaball - I lub ur technologehz, but stop teh scamz plz.
 * Chuukball - I gib him referendum sooner and I'll delay it even more longer!!!

Enemies

 * Nigeriaball - REMOVE 419 SCAM FROM TEH PREMISEZ! NIGERIA WE KILL TEH PRINCE!
 * Indiaball - REMOVE TECH SUPPORT SCAM!!!
 * Global warming - FUCK U! U ARE MAKIN ME DROWN!!!
 * Russiaball - REMOVE RANSOMWARE!!! REMOVE DISK WIPERZ!!! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!
 * North Koreaball - REMOVE WANNACRY!!!
 * Satoshi Nakamoto - YOU INVENTED CRYPTOCURRENCY!!! REMOVE BITCOIN!!!
 * Vitalik Buterin - REMOVE ETHEREUM AND NFTZ!!!
 * OurMine - REMOVE FAEK BLACK HATS!!! U JUST WANTZ TEH PUBLICITEHZ!!!