User:Lolcatistan/Fictional tweets (and some replies)


 * January 28, 2022: “Just bought an ape.” (picture of Ellen at the MTM Films studio lot, bottle-feeding a baby Western Gorilla (Gorilla gorilla))
 * ”Ellen got high, heard about celebrities “buying apes”, and took it a little too literally.”
 * ”Thought you had changed your mind on N/F/Ts, and nearly had a heart attack when I read that.”
 * ”I know you’re just trying to flex on crypto-bros, but you really shouldn’t keep wild animals around.”
 * (Ellen’s reply) “I didn’t really “buy” it. The zoo just lent it to us for a TV show.”