User:NyanCat2006/Fictional tweets (and some replies)

Lane Parsons (@mrslane)
Bio: "Writer, animator, illustrator and granny from Oshovia."
 * June 1, 2021: "NFTs? What are they?"
 * "Take a certain work of art and mint it with bitcoin."
 * (Lane's reply) "Oh. But I'm not interested."
 * August 3, 2021: "Just what is wrong with you, naughty little bunny-boy?" (referring to Addy)
 * (BobbyBloxer) "Lane says it again!"
 * (Zoltan) "That child rapist bunny is gonna pay real bad."
 * (XJ) "Lmao. Nice one, Lane."
 * February 24, 2022: "@KremlinRussia_E, you've crossed the line! Launch even one nuke and it's doom for us all!"
 * (XJ) "As they say in Ukraine, Putin Huilo!"
 * (Tyrone Jones) "lmao maannn dat dang monsta pootis be doin no good no more..."
 * September 9, 2022: "The Queen has dropped. She wasn't so immortal after all."

Brendan the Hoenn Trainer (@willwidemann)
Bio: "Just a random dude going around Hoenn battling other Pokémon trainers."
 * June 19, 2021: (replying to Going For a Hike by TheEzyGuy) "I can relate."
 * September 9, 2021: "Just went outside as Spider-Man. No one knows that the iconic spider-powered hero is a Pokémon trainer in disguise."
 * February 27, 2022: "Putin is a bear-shagger. Does anyone agree?"
 * April 7, 2022: (replying to SirMaskTodd's video) "I'm sorry I forgot to cum. (sarcasm)"
 * April 19, 2022: "Vyond? More like Vyoceandia. (Get the reference?)"

Marcelo Gomez (@marceloofathousandfaces)
Bio: "32 | News anchor at @ctpatagonia | Father of two | Masker"
 * June 2, 2021: "Gardening as Simon in my Super Clark mask bought from Metamorphose Masks."
 * July 13, 2021: "I've operated snowdozers before, so I decided to dress up as Simon one more time."
 * October 13, 2021: "The Red Lizard gets masked up as Simon..."
 * December 9, 2021: "Here I am dressing up as Andrew and ready to do some gymnastics."

Red Snek (@tehredlizard)
Bio: "Certified supervillain, overlord of crazy scientiss, master of disguise and proud Tory fan."
 * August 2, 2021: "Ugh...Cascadia gotta Cascadia. Welp, not after I take over!"
 * October 14, 2021: "Just getting dressed up as Simon. Thanks to @marceloofathousandfaces for letting me borrow his costume!"
 * October 20, 2021: "It's Spooky Month!"
 * November 5, 2021: "The Red Lizard Poses As Bowser/Grounded"
 * November 20, 2021: "NFTs, huh? Well, well. I have an alternative solution to destroying the environment..."
 * December 9, 2021: "The Tories are WAY better than these darn extremist pretend Christians led by David Mallory."
 * January 15, 2022: "@Vyond, tell those people on your platform not to take child discipline to the extreme."
 * March 2, 2022: "Kosovo is Kosovo. Crimea is Ukraine. China is Taiwan."
 * November 18, 2022: "Elon, what have you done? Now I've gotta move to Facebook thanks to you."