Eruowood (KMF’s version)

The Commonwealth of Eruowood is a sovereign island country in the Caribbean, located south of Jamaica and east of Belize. It consists of 5 constituent countries: Eruowood proper, Laurentia, the Hosona Islands, Sintopia, and Perestroika. It is a constitutional monarchy under the British crown, currently ruled by King Charles III and Prime Minister Robert Blanco. Its official languages are English, French, Spanish, Danish, Filipino, Russian, and Tottish (Eruowoodian Pidgin English), with recognized minority languages such as Arabic, Chinese, and Japanese. Its capital is Norwich, and its largest city is Castineland. Other major cities include Lim Tua Co, Eruowood City, and Oostlalington.

Eruowood is a member of the United Nations, Commonwealth of Nations, CARICOM, and Non-Aligned Movement.

Territorial organization
Eruowood is divided into 60 states: 10 in Eruowood proper, 18 in Laurentia, 9 in the Hosona Islands, 1 in Sintopia, and 22 in Perestroika. These states have 3-letter postal abbreviations, to distinguish from US states and Canadian provinces. There are also two autonomous territories, Gwazi and Kumbo, as well as one external territory, known as Nexiana (also known as Bear Island; a small island about halfway between North Carolina and Bermuda).

Eruowood proper

 * Albion (ALB)
 * Banoi (BAN)
 * Greccio (GRC)
 * Memphis (MEM)
 * Molotov (MLT)
 * San Juan (SJN)
 * Saxnot (SXN)
 * Silverado (SLV)
 * Tunguska (TNG)
 * Walhalla (WAL)

Laurentia

 * Trois-Rivieres (TRV)
 * Folsom (FLS)
 * Louisburg (LOU)
 * Antwerp (ANT)
 * Bridgeport (BRP)
 * Baie-Comeau (BCU)
 * Chaleur (CHL)
 * Oakwood (OAK)
 * New Schefferville (NSC)
 * Rosemont (RMT)
 * Westmount (WST)
 * Laval (LVL)
 * Taschereau Island (TAS)
 * Shawinigan (SHW)
 * Sarasaland (SRS)
 * Pittsburgh (PIT)
 * Noranda (NOR)
 * National Capital Region (NCR)

Hosona Islands

 * Klaru (KLR)
 * Hosona State (HSN)
 * Atlantis (ATL)
 * Durond (DUR)
 * Riverbank (RIV)
 * Virlona State (VIR)
 * Delori (DLR)
 * Westos (WES)
 * Jadonia (JAD)

Sintopia
Sintopia (SIN) is considered a state by itself.

Perestroika

 * Moscow (MSC)
 * Odin (ODN)
 * New Valhalla (NVA)
 * Shenron (SHN)
 * Ragnarok (RAG)
 * Vesilahti (VES)
 * Seraphina (SER)
 * Vanderbilt (VND)
 * Galileo (GAL)
 * Queensmont (QNM)
 * Vladivostok (VLD)
 * New Amsterdam (NAM)
 * New Rotterdam (NRT)
 * Newfoundland (NFL)
 * Labrador (LAB)
 * Kashmir (KSH)
 * Casablanca (CSB)
 * Hudson (HUD)
 * Granada (GRN)
 * Sinamoi (SNM)
 * New Cambria (NCA)
 * Hades Prison Complex (HPC)

Territories

 * Gwazi (GWZ)
 * Kumbo (KMB)
 * Nexiana (NXN)

Media
Public television networks include ERPT1, ERPT2, Channel 4, Channel 6, Channel 8, Channel 9, Channel 13, and Channel 14. There are two public television companies: ERPT (Eruowoodian Rediffusion Public Television) operates similar to the UK’s BBC, and NNH (Numbered Networks Holdings) is a state-owned commercial enterprise.

The seven major commercial television networks are MBC (Midland Broadcasting Company), DTV (Diffusion Television), TEN (TechEruo Network), BN (Blue Network), ZBC (Zetonic Broadcasting Company), VBS (Vortex Broadcasting System), and Central. Similar to the US’ “Big Nine” of ABC, NBC, CBS, MBS, WBC, UWN, RKO, FOX, and TDN, the “Big Seven” command most of the terrestrial viewing audience. Minor networks include EPN (Entertainment Programming Network), TWN (TeleWest Network), HQZ (High Quality Zone), The ZD (ZBC/Discovery), Eruovision, and Syndinet.