User:Lolcatistan/AMTM Direct 2022

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Ellen Peck: Now, for the State of Sports.

Ryan Kelman, Chief Sports Officer: MLS and NWSL are now officially part of ArgosyMTM. That means that this monkey JPEG that MLS “signed” as a “player”, will be no more. (a hologram of “Striker” appears, and is quickly pounded into paste by Mimsie from Mimsie 4ever, voiced by Katie Belshaw)

Mimsie: So long, SUCKER! (evil laugh)

Ryan Kelman: We have also taken control of FIDE, the world chess organization. Not only that, but Argosy New Media now owns Chess.com, the largest online chess platform in the world. Aside from termination of Web3 programs, FIDE and Chess.com will not see many changes at first.

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(the El Kadsreian anthem is played as an EK flag is raised)

Ellen Peck: MatsuMedia, including El TV Kadsre and BTV, is now part of the ArgosyMTM family. You heard that right. I have been good friends with the Matsushitas for years, and as an El Kadsreian citizen myself, I am beyond excited for the future of El Kadsreian entertainment. We have the Technic Heroes now; eat your heart out, Tim Johnson! You might have Godzilla, Cthulhu, and Evangelion, but El Kadsreian stuff is always cooler. (A new AMTM logotype, influenced by that of El TV Kadsre, appears behind Ellen on stage) And, to mark this occasion, here is the new ArgosyMTM Group logo, using the El TV Kadsre corporate font.

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Ellen Peck: The acquisition of MatsuMedia isn’t the biggest news I’m sharing with you today. We are pleased to announce that ArgosyMTM HK’s acquisition of Tencent has been approved by South Chinese regulators, making ArgosyMTM the largest video game company in the world, and putting us up there with Disney, Johnson, and Comcast as one of the largest media companies. (TBA)

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