Dardania


 * No longer canon, now replaced by a different, still-unnamed Central American country.

Dardania, officially the Republic of Dardania, is a sovereign state located in the Caribbean Archipelago, north of Vasteria. It occupies an area of 9,292 km² and has a population of 4,022,219 people. Its capital is located in New Pristina, on the east coast of the country and got its independence in 1944 from Yugoslavia.

Trivia

 * Many of the present-day ethnic groups in Dardania can be found in Kosovo as well. In fact, the country was Kosovo's first attempt at making a colony, which they named after the original name for Kosovo. Both dialects of Albanian are spoken in Dardania.
 * It is illegal to listen to J-pop in Dardania unless you possess a license. Forging the so-called "J-Pop Pass" can lead to a 500 dollar fine.
 * Dardania attempted to ban alcohol in 2001 however plans fell through.
 * Friday Night Funkin' was almost banned without any explanation in 2021, however the ban was lifted. It was due to a boycott of all Canadian media after the Justin Trudeau blackface controversy gained national attention. Like what happened with the alcohol ban, the FNF ban was rejected.
 * It was illegal from 1979-2006 to sport tattoos in New Prishtina, being blamed for criminal activity. The tattoo ban was lifted in 2006 after crime rates fell by 90% during the tattoo ban, as well as skin infection cases tanking in frequency.