Greeny Phatom (fictional)/Episodes

The season designations are used internally by Argosy New Media, and are used on the DVD/USD box sets, but are not reflected in the episodes or online uploads themselves. Crystal Stainton plans to make 25 “seasons” of the series. For home-media-exclusive bonus episodes, see Greeny Phatom (fictional)/Bonus Episodes. For planned future episodes as confirmed by Crystal Stainton herself, see Greeny Phatom (fictional)/Future Episodes.

Season 1 (2008-09)

 * 1) Little Guy Insanity
 * 2) Doctor Fights Back
 * 3) Reading Computer Errors
 * 4) Reading Funny Signs
 * 5) Sergente Beanson and the Gang
 * 6) Little Guy’s DOL Weapon
 * 7) The Great Drink Thief
 * 8) The Return of Little Guy Insanity
 * 9) The Curse of Santed Sailor
 * 10) Master Forks
 * 11) Lost Memorable Memories
 * 12) Attack of the Tornacho
 * 13) Gree Guy Becomes a Free Guy
 * 14) The Legend of the Fat Orange Cat
 * 15) Greeny Wars: The Beanson Menace
 * 16) Indiana Doctor: Raiders of the Lost Greeny
 * 17) Cons of Comics
 * 18) Tricks in September
 * 19) Doctor Beanson the Observing Veteran
 * 20) The Greeny Army!
 * 21) Girl Games
 * 22) Little Guy Makes a Movie
 * 23) Doctor’s Sing-Along Songs
 * 24) Do the Greeny Thing
 * 25) Little Guy’s Nightmare
 * 26) Greepocalypse Now

Season 2 (2009-10)

 * 1) Coke Colar
 * 2) Gangster Sailor Responds to Sing Along Songs with Doctor
 * 3) Coke Colar II
 * 4) Santed Sailor’s Crime Wave
 * 5) Coke Colar III
 * 6) Tress Gordon and the Seven Seas
 * 7) Little Guy Reads More Funny Signs
 * 8) Soupaman: The Man of Soup
 * 9) Pork Field's Monster Ham!
 * 10) Many Pirates Panting
 * 11) Birthday Dance on the Sergio Rooftop
 * 12) Little Guy in the Bible
 * 13) There's Circles on our Crops!
 * 14) Funny Signs VS. Little Guy Insanity
 * 15) Trekking in the Stars
 * 16) Santed Sailor's Shippy Folklore
 * 17) A Man Made out of Bats
 * 18) The Ghost of Gree Guy
 * 19) The Faker
 * 20) Little Girl’s Makeover
 * 21) Little Guy 2’s New Business
 * 22) Mr. and Mrs. Beanson
 * 23) The Day the World Slept
 * 24) The Spy who Hired Me
 * 25) Greeny Phatom Future
 * 26) Valentine’s Day
 * 27) Like a Final Boss
 * 28) Baby Stuff
 * 29) How I Spent My Summer Staycation
 * 30) The 60's Show
 * 31) Happy 4th of July

Season 3 (2010-11)

 * 1) The Official Lip Dub
 * 2) Little Guy 3 Reads Pointless Signs
 * 3) The Adventures of Little Guy and Dr. Beanson
 * 4) Learning About Letters
 * 5) Why Little Guy Hates Clouds
 * 6) Barney Christ and Little Guy's Heaven Battle
 * 7) Sing Along Songs with Doctor's New Foe
 * 8) Vase Breaker
 * 9) Dr. Beanson's Best Adventure Ever
 * 10) In the Name of Greeny
 * 11) Little Brother
 * 12) Santed Sailor's Shippy Signs
 * 13) GreenyEnders
 * 14) Bob Beanson's Miraculous Shapes
 * 15) Pube Beanson goes to Cedar Point
 * 16) Tales of the Lord Hammil Hammer
 * 17) Igloo Mysteries
 * 18) Greeny TV
 * 19) Dream House
 * 20) Boingo Strikes Back
 * 21) Caught on the Stage
 * 22) The Shippy Dimension
 * 23) Switch Bodies
 * 24) The Night Before Thanksgiving
 * 25) Nursery Rhymes of Doom!
 * 26) 20 Years of 1990
 * 27) Christmas is Over
 * 28) What If Dr. Beanson Had a Twin Brother?
 * 29) The Perfect Crime
 * 30) Japanese Idol
 * 31) Gree This and Gree That
 * 32) The Lost City of Dinosaurs
 * 33) Live Podcast with Little Guy
 * 34) Pocket of Rocket
 * 35) The Greeny Superheroes!
 * 36) Late April Fools
 * 37) The Revenge of the Gree Guy Clones
 * 38) Spelling Zone Ticks Me Off
 * 39) A Trip to Africa
 * 40) Two Fingers Take
 * 41) Creepy Smile

Season 4 (2011-12)

 * 1) Little Guy Tortures the World
 * 2) Video Clip
 * 3) Little Guy vs. Edward Gil
 * 4) Going Shopping
 * 5) Getting Handy
 * 6) Little Guy vs. The Fruit Salad Man
 * 7) C is for Cookie
 * 8) Little Guy goes Fishing
 * 9) The Obese
 * 10) Little Guy Makes a Ginormous Mess
 * 11) Greeny Phatom Training Video
 * 12) Poor Dr. Beanson
 * 13) The New Guy
 * 14) Democracy
 * 15) The Crazyness
 * 16) Little Girl Gets Giant!!
 * 17) Save the Chef
 * 18) Bad Grammar
 * 19) Childhood Ruined
 * 20) Don't Hit Your Head
 * 21) No More Mr. Nerdy Guy
 * 22) Greeny Phatom vs. Pheeny Gratom
 * 23) Run Like Hell
 * 24) Da Great
 * 25) Christmas Eve
 * 26) New Year's Party
 * 27) A Cake is Not a Lie
 * 28) Rock or Paper?
 * 29) The Good, the Bad and the Greeny
 * 30) Duuuude
 * 31) Close Encounters of the Furred Kind
 * 32) Where's that Kid?
 * 33) Greepocalypse Now II: Gree Guy’s Rampage
 * 34) It Wasn't Me!
 * 35) Day Ten
 * 36) The Exorcist of The Bar

Season 5 (2012-13)

 * 1) Take One
 * 2) Earthy Guy's First Rubber Band
 * 3) Training Around the City Folk
 * 4) Take Two
 * 5) The Curse of Santed Sailor 2: The Secret
 * 6) Grow Greeny Spot
 * 7) Rude, Crude, and Tattooed
 * 8) Break a Bit
 * 9) Full House
 * 10) Little Girl Gets Cloned?
 * 11) A Bad Man
 * 12) Prehistoric Ice Man
 * 13) Little Guy’s Legal Name
 * 14) The Crappubus
 * 15) Sticky Worker
 * 16) Greepocalypse Now III: Gree Guy’s Last Stand
 * 17) Nay To Things
 * 18) Problem Dudes
 * 19) I Hate Gree Guy
 * 20) Waste of Time!
 * 21) Snow Day Again
 * 22) Cave Trouble
 * 23) Dr. Beanson, This Isn't Your Life
 * 24) Little Guy Imposter
 * 25) Clone Trouble
 * 26) Greeny Lagoon
 * 27) Can You Spare a Dime?
 * 28) It's a Bad Day for Little Guy
 * 29) Canker Sores Everywhere!
 * 30) Road Trip
 * 31) The Great War Against Gree Guy That Isn't

Season 6 (2013-14)

 * 1) Little Guy's Day Off
 * 2) Mega Market
 * 3) Take Three
 * 4) Training Around the City Folk 2: The Sequel
 * 5) Don't Touch the Light, Little Guy!
 * 6) Quest for Banana
 * 7) Dr. Beanson Reads Some Street Signs
 * 8) Snow Soldier
 * 9) Christmas Eve on 123 Greeny Phatom
 * 10) Celebrating Christmas Day
 * 11) Party at Home
 * 12) Home Alone
 * 13) Little Guy and Mt. Everest
 * 14) Clayton
 * 15) The Queen’s Extreme Bus Ride
 * 16) Just Desserts
 * 17) Giantess Moctor
 * 18) Little President
 * 19) Greeny Phatom: The Movie
 * 20) Dude, Where's My Son?
 * 21) Attack of the Gree Guy Clones
 * 22) The Survival of The Fittest
 * 23) Little Guy the Linebacker
 * 24) Little Guy’s Crazy Saturday Party
 * 25) Subway Breakdown
 * 26) The Guy With The Opinions
 * 27) Catch of the Day
 * 28) New Gadgets
 * 29) Come at me, Bro
 * 30) The Workshop
 * 31) The Song That Stuck in His Head
 * 32) A Bug's Death
 * 33) Gree Guy’s Still Here
 * 34) The Last Stand

Season 7 (2014-15)

 * 1) How Dr. Oswald Was Born
 * 2) Buttercup Blues
 * 3) Take Four
 * 4) Dr. Beanson reads some Ingredient Lists
 * 5) Coke Colar IV: Home Of The Stupid Signs
 * 6) Things Gone Wrong
 * 7) Dr. Beanson's House Guest
 * 8) Cedar Soldier
 * 9) Team Mutant Little Guy Clones
 * 10) The Washington White House
 * 11) Green Bob's Playhouse
 * 12) A Greeny in Time
 * 13) Greeny Reunion
 * 14) Lights Out!
 * 15) Who Framed Dr. Beanson? (Part 1)
 * 16) Who Framed Dr. Beanson? (Part 2)
 * 17) Let the Race Begin
 * 18) Nobody's Perfect
 * 19) HOLO
 * 20) Why Am I Doing This?
 * 21) The Secret of the Money
 * 22) You Blew It
 * 23) Deep Troubles
 * 24) Little Guy’s Bizarre Idea
 * 25) Overload of Cool

Season 8 (2015-16)

 * 1) Dr. Oswald Reads Some Signs
 * 2) Going to the Cinemas
 * 3) Take Five
 * 4) Ratitis
 * 5) Dr. Beanson VS. Tina the Tapper
 * 6) Little Guy and the City
 * 7) The Great Number Game
 * 8) Dr. Beanson's Haircut
 * 9) Dr. Beanson Reads A Book
 * 10) Prom Night
 * 11) New Neighbo(u)r
 * 12) Cheating Affairs
 * 13) Fallen Dreams
 * 14) Powered by Dr. Beanson
 * 15) Sneeze
 * 16) The Camper Van
 * 17) Little Guy’s Claymation
 * 18) Little Guy’s Job
 * 19) Find Your Way to Oz
 * 20) Little Guy Loses His Temper
 * 21) Green Zone
 * 22) The Chicken Shack
 * 23) Virtual Reality
 * 24) The Magic Necklace
 * 25) The Haunted House
 * 26) A Trip to Scotland
 * 27) Hotel Greeny
 * 28) Jack Frosting
 * 29) Gree Guy Hacks Little Guy’s Computer
 * 30) Be Like Me
 * 31) GreedotCom
 * 32) Owls
 * 33) I Still Hate Gree Guy
 * 34) A Big Strategy
 * 35) The Best in the World
 * 36) $WAG
 * 37) The Antiques Travel Show Gone Wrong
 * 38) Busted
 * 39) Little Guy the Super Duper Ultra Great Handsome Sexy Hot Young Geeky Rookie Hero Who Doesn't Give A Crap

Season 9 (2016-17)

 * 1) A Day At The Amusement Park
 * 2) Take Six
 * 3) The Curse of Santed Sailor 3: Santed Sailor Returns
 * 4) Chasing Wednesdays
 * 5) Dr. Beanson Builds A House
 * 6) Little Guy Uses Santed Sailor OS
 * 7) Little Guy's Secret
 * 8) Little Guy and Dr. Beanson go to Diznee World
 * 9) Little Guy's Body
 * 10) The Little Guy Insanity Spectaculathon
 * 11) The Town Goes Wild
 * 12) Hello Little Guy
 * 13) Freaky Saturday
 * 14) The Lightsaber
 * 15) Hide and Peek
 * 16) My Robot and I
 * 17) We Don't Need You, Little Guy
 * 18) Little Guy the 1-Second Artist
 * 19) The Quest for the Brain
 * 20) The Really, Really, Really Tiny Planet
 * 21) The Short Film Festival
 * 22) Agent Little Guy
 * 23) The Big Games
 * 24) Return of the Annoying Questions!
 * 25) Five Nights at 123 Greeny Phatom
 * 26) Wall 4 is Broken

Season 10 (2017-18)

 * 1) Take Seven
 * 2) The Halloween Treasure Hunt
 * 3) Summer Fun
 * 4) Little Guy Uses Santed Sailor OS 2: The Sequel
 * 5) That Makes Me Angry!
 * 6) Birthday Time
 * 7) The Best of Dr. Beanson
 * 8) President Oswald
 * 9) Little Guy the Spy
 * 10) You're Fired, Oswald!
 * 11) Softball Sunday
 * 12) Little Guy and the Television
 * 13) Littel Guy and teh Grammer
 * 14) The First Toy Craze
 * 15) Little Guy’s Odyssey
 * 16) Trouble in the Past
 * 17) Dr. Beanson the General
 * 18) The Evil Homecoming Queen
 * 19) The Call of the Greeny
 * 20) Fruit Snacks

Season 11 (2018-19)

 * 1) Wash Off the Spray Stains, Little Guy
 * 2) Take Eight
 * 3) Little Guy Gets Bullied
 * 4) Doctor Beanson Makes A Movie
 * 5) Little Guy Flips Out
 * 6) Doctor Beanson At Your Service
 * 7) Annoy Little Guy Day
 * 8) Hungry For Harvest
 * 9) The Curse Of Santed Sailor 4: The Conclusion Of Santed Sailor
 * 10) All Sounds Are Scary
 * 11) Little Guy Stays Alone
 * 12) A "Boring" Summer
 * 13) Forever is Never
 * 14) The X Factor
 * 15) 123 Greeny Phatom on a Roasting Fire
 * 16) Little Guy’s Godparent
 * 17) My Long Lost Twin
 * 18) Little Guy the Advertiser
 * 19) Dr. Beanson and the Drug Factory
 * 20) Little Girl and the Temple of Doom!
 * 21) Bonus: The Episode
 * 22) Band Greenies
 * 23) A Big Thanksgiving
 * 24) The Greeny Phatom Christmas Special
 * 25) Dr. Beanson Gets Hit by a Car

Season 12 (2019-20)

 * 1) The Curse Of Santed Sailor 5: Santed Sailor's Funny Episode
 * 2) The Three Ballerina Dancers
 * 3) Take Nine
 * 4) Dr. Oswald Origins
 * 5) Curse Of The Metronome
 * 6) Little Guy Uses Santed Sailor OS 3: Yet More Madness
 * 7) The Box Of Cats
 * 8) The Train Of Joy
 * 9) The Shakespeare Enemy
 * 10) The Trumpet of Duty
 * 11) Musician Everyday!
 * 12) Little Guy's Guy-o-Ween Trick
 * 13) Freaky Weeky
 * 14) Chilly Little Guy
 * 15) Riddle Phatom
 * 16) Awake Forever
 * 17) Little Guy Get Fire In Butt
 * 18) Summer Sucks
 * 19) Mecha Little Guy
 * 20) Miracle on 3rd Street

Season 13 (2020-21)

 * 1) A Ridiculous Adult Girlfriend
 * 2) Little Baby
 * 3) Doctor's Revenge
 * 4) Life In The Greeny Lane
 * 5) Project Dream Island
 * 6) Take Ten
 * 7) No Love Deep Web
 * 8) Special Take
 * 9) Holy Horse
 * 10) F. Thing
 * 11) Little Guy uses Santed Sailor OS 4: Zombie Little Guy
 * 12) Coke Colar V
 * 13) Chickenpox
 * 14) Little Guy Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
 * 15) Clubhouses
 * 16) Dog Days
 * 17) Fat Butt and Cupcake Head
 * 18) Blue Man's Greed
 * 19) The Death of Little Guy
 * 20) Tiny
 * 21) Mutant Pumpkins from Outer Space

Season 14 (2021-22)

 * 1) Star Battle
 * 2) Clone Trouble
 * 3) Doctor Gets Fat
 * 4) Musical Memories
 * 5) Drink Thief Uncovered
 * 6) Super Soup
 * 7) The Boogly Burglar
 * 8) Santa Stealer
 * 9) Tooth For Two
 * 10) No More Mr Russian
 * 11) Gree Guy Comes For Revenge
 * 12) Roller Coaster Guy
 * 13) Phone Pranks
 * 14) Little Guy's New Voice
 * 15) Butterflies
 * 16) Squad of the Damned
 * 17) Guy Family History
 * 18) Hammer and Fail
 * 19) No Sun, No Fun
 * 20) The Secret Box
 * 21) Trapped in the Stampede
 * 22) The Apex Predators
 * 23) A Pig Fanboy Named Little Guy
 * 24) Little Guy the Barbarian
 * 25) How Animation Works

Season 15 (2022-23)

 * 1) It's Cootie!
 * 2) The iAirplane
 * 3) Bon Voyage French Tourists!
 * 4) Nothing!
 * 5) Unrevisited New Take
 * 6) The Epic Scotland Player
 * 7) We Are Little Men and Little Guys
 * 8) The Epic Epilogue
 * 9) I'm With British Stupid
 * 10) Copycats
 * 11) Screw 123 Greeny Phatom
 * 12) Little Guy’s Incredible Gift
 * 13) A Suite Full of Sweets
 * 14) The 3rd Greeny War
 * 15) Little Guy’s Feet
 * 16) Without Death
 * 17) Heaven is for Real
 * 18) No Spoon